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[06 Jan 2005|04:45pm] This is perhaps the greatest piece of literature in existence. I kid you not. Here it is, seven pages of pure gold. This is glorious. 4 + 5 .. = schfifty five

[14 Dec 2004|06:32pm] WHITE NINJA please be my internet friend = schfifty five

you cooking? yeah dude. [09 Dec 2004|08:53pm] PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!!!!!111 = schfifty five

[02 Dec 2004|06:07pm] [ music | The End of the "The" Bands Band ] I blacked out today in school. It was surreal. This is serious business, after all, it's the internet. = schfifty five

This is a test of humanity. [17 Nov 2004|08:59pm] If you aren't laughing, you fail. 1 + 5 .. = schfifty five

[29 Aug 2004|12:41am] They Might Be Giants 9.22.04 The world makes sense again? Cliff hasn't been "all right" since the Lunar War... Let's challenge his shattered view of the world. (I like to rock your face) -end transmission ...could I get any weirder? = schfifty five

[30 Jul 2004|06:12pm] [ mood | tired ] hey does anyone know why the hell i'm so good at disco? oh and by the way im back from choate. oh and by the way again nobody fucks with the jesus. = schfifty five

[17 Jul 2004|10:07am] [ mood | apathetic ] happy birthday to me. 6 + 5 .. = schfifty five

[07 Jul 2004|07:04pm] [ mood | happy ] [ music | choomba woomba ] haha im at choate. i love italian people. 9 + 5 .. = schfifty five

it's all gone [24 Jun 2004|08:45pm] [ mood | nakey ] [ music | brock strongo ] i cut it allllllllll off. i feel nekkid. 1 + 5 .. = schfifty five

when they come for me... [16 Jun 2004|04:46pm] [ mood | hot ] [ music | keezbee nites ] ...ill be sitting on my desk with a gun in my hand wearing my bullet proof vest singin' "my my my how the time does fly when you know you're gonna die by the end of the night" my neck hurts from all that skanking good show = schfifty five

turn to the left and give up your dignity [26 May 2004|07:21pm] [ mood | wonka ] [ music | wonka ] i went to get a physical today, and so here is chris' odyssey of the day: i left school at 10:05 because my doctors appointment was at 1:30, it made sense to me. i got there and after reading for 5 minutes about how celebrity moms interact with their children i was called in. they scaled me, measured me, and told me to strip down. the hot nurses must have been absent that day. a non-hot nurse came in the room and asked me if i minded if a student of my regular doctor's examined me. i could have been this man's father. he wore black leather birtkenschtocks with grey and blue socks. he asked me no less than 100 questions, all about the intricacies of my life. he suggested diet soda. he talked about safe sex as if he's never had it before. i was prodded and poked and strapped. i was forcefully disrobed. he left, so i left. i got home. the form i was supposed to get filled out and bring home was left there, and i was supposed to stay and get shots. i had to go all the way back. a different, more sexually appealing woman gave me two shots. tetris and helpertitties b. then i went to eca. the end. oh, and i couldn't pee in the cup for them. i told them i was dry. i can't pee under pressure, like tyler durden. so they lost. we are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. = schfifty five

[05 May 2004|08:59pm] [ mood | crazy ] [ music | reel big fish, duh. ] (she looks like heaven, maybe this is hell) I THINK I'LL HAVE MYSELF A WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH O OHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH O OHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHH O OHHHHHH YEAH YEAH YEAH A WOO HOO HOO reel big fish .6.15.04. take me on. ill be gone. 4 + 5 .. = schfifty five

chris bruno revealed [23 Apr 2004|08:57pm] [ mood | procrastinastic ] quick, look everybody. i've summed up my physical existence with 5 easy questions. and here are the results. = schfifty five

and as a sign that i truly have no thought of my own... [14 Apr 2004|07:20pm] I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions. Ask anything you want. Then go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. ........it's offical, i've become very lame. *panic and list reasons to justify yourself* im bored. im just doing this to fill up space. i swear i haven't sold out, it's just for this one time. the man with the very shiny shoes stole my brain. ...thanks to becca for making this look so appealing. 4 + 5 .. = schfifty five

a weema wek [11 Apr 2004|10:33pm] [ mood | weird ] [ music | the rushmore soundtrack ] i bought the soundtrack to rushmore. ... KILL WHITEY. i'll make sense next time, i swears. i swears on the precious. 1 + 5 .. = schfifty five

picture time! [16 Mar 2004|06:59pm] [ mood | awake ] [ music | smyrk- rebellion song ] yesterday and over the weekend i was messing around with my camera, the results are as follows. y tambien... y la ultima...a picture i shot at a smyrk show ahwile ago dosn't everybody love my lovely photography?? well actually savana took the first picture. but i'm gonna take the credit for it, thanks savana. 4 + 5 .. = schfifty five

skools for fools [12 Mar 2004|10:45am] mr. fontela isn't here for the second day in a row, someone up there likes me. this is the product of my free time(googlism style): my penis is all about privacy my penis is just fine my penis is bent to one side my penis is curved to the left like a banana my penis is so small my penis is too big and i'm hurting her? my penis is too small i want a bigger one my penis is orange my penis is law my penis is very big my penis is really small" by aaron galbraith my penis is green' my penis is computer brain my penis is on fire my penis is not up where? my penis is too small my penis is hardly ever my penis is bigger then yours my penis is sore and unsightly my penis is small?br> my penis is bigger than yours my penis is bent to one side topic area my penis is curved to the left like a banana topic area my penis is fine my penis is shedding my penis is very big and most girls are to afraid to do any thing with me my penis is 12" hard 8" soft 5" around i think that i am to big for my age but my gf say she like me to be bigger my penis is really small my penis is green my penis is green url my penis is sore my penis is in your butt my penis is so dry my penis is not up where? my penis is not up where? double whammy my penis is frothing at the mouth my penis is often quite small my penis is generally smaller my penis is my penis is this long my penis is 4 inches long when it is erected my penis is erect my penis is smaller than when i was in my 20ies my penis is highly sensitive and i can't last long my penis is very sensitive my penis is big my penis is only 5" long and i am 16 years of age is that too small or does it still have time to grow?? my penis is about five inches in length when erect my penis is my way of being part of the crowd my penis is remarkable i mean my penis has a remarkable following hordes of adoring fans really on a planet that isn't in our solar my penis is one color throughout my penis is very curved down my penis is hardly ever hard; im only 16 my penis is huge my penis is now 18cm and the girth 15cm my penis is very small when not erected my penis is in my penis is getting pretty large my penis is not erect and even then the tip tends to bend down slightly my penis is large my penis is growing my penis is harder than when we were 1st married and our sex is better than ever my penis is getting old my penis is straight it actually is 8 inches long my penis is like a thermometer my penis is a different matter my penis is on the internet now at 02 my penis is too small? my penis is really big my penis is much more attractive than it was my penis is well and healthy my penis is too little my penis is red and infected my penis is now becoming bigger and bigger my penis is already longer and thicker my penis is 6 1/2 inches my penis is hard for the women my penis is crooked and has bumps on it my penis is not circumsized and im enbarresed about it re my penis is a my penis is the biggest i've ever seen it my penis is not entirely straight my penis is very small my penis is not normal? the dark line is from my circumcision? my penis is going to start getting my penis is bent on erection and i am tightly circumcised my penis is numb posted on friday my penis is now nearly 8" my penis is not enormous my penis is now straight and bigger and has gained about 1 cm in girth my penis is not really scary at all but i have met girls who are afraid of penisses that are un my penis is erected my penis is the one true path of salvation my penis is straight it's actually 8 inches long my penis is hard it is 8" long i am fortunate in that department this also helps me reach my prostate which if you get in there that far you be screaming my penis is not of a fixed length? sometimes ...oh man i need help. 2 + 5 .. = schfifty five

woah [07 Mar 2004|07:17pm] [ mood | geeky ] you guys know how long it's been since i've posted? me neither, i cant count past 20. unless of course there are other people around me with which i can use their fingers. my mop smells like jolly ranchers. twitchhhh 1 + 5 .. = schfifty five

mecca of baldness [14 Feb 2004|01:44pm] [ mood | blank ] [ music | gurgling ] since meadows wasn't there yesterday, me and budde decided to have some sword duels. we got together a large candy-kane, my latin project (wooden sword), a meter-stick, and a large rectangular cardboard box. budde proved proficient with the large cardboard box of ed-slaying while i used the divine meter-stick of justice to slash and poke my way to victory. in the process we destroyed meadows's's cardboard box and meterstick. if he asks me anything he's catching a wig. ....baldy. 1 + 5 .. = schfifty five

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